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Name: Leon
Location: Brooklyn, New York
Interests: eating wonderful asian foods, shooting pool, bowling, traveling, hopping with kangaroos, road trips!
Expertise: drinking, driving, running into people...not in the same order =P
conquering the world one bird cage at a time
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Member Since:
4/10/2002
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| just to give a background, australian police are kind of different from the police here. they don't carry n-word-beaters like the US cops, instead, they are allowed to physically beat aggressors with their fists if they are wearing black gloves. so if you see a cop in australia wearing black gloves, he is legally entitled to beat the crap out of you...
...this is in brisbane, in case you can't see it well, the sign says
"POLICE BEAT
Proud to serve you"
here is my list of funny captions:
"australia finds kung fu fighting more economically efficient"
"unlike those wussy american and their rights, we australians beat first, ask later"
"after the rodney king incident, white australia [insert your own anglo-saxon race] learned to pass a law that says it is legal to beat down aboriginals [insert your local oppressed minority]"
i can't think of any good ones for now, any suggestions?
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| whoa what a trip to the gold coast. here are the pictures:
what a nice view from the hotel. kinda far from the gold coast, but it is still good.
this sling shot thing is craaaazy. it slings you up maad high in a
few seconds. it is one crazy ass ride. and you get a really nice view
of the gold coast while your slinged up highhhh in the air. i have to
say at least 30 stories up. i have the dvd of me and my cousin on the
ride. it was hilarious.
lets skip to brisbane for a minute. a city 45 mins away from the gold coast. it is beautiful...
...however, i dislike the casino there >=O. i lost 100 AUS there. i did win 40 AUS at the casino in gold coast. and i lost 100 AUS at star city in sydney. oh gee, i've been casino hopping too much. i've only been to the casinos twice in my whole life before this. tsk tsk.
'surfers paradise' at the gold coast. beautiful!
i'm smiling now...but after only one hour, i was completely sunburned. now i realized they weren't joking about the crazy uv rays at australia...next time must buy sunscreen
okay so to make this less homo, i'll post up some better beach pictures...
to all those who said to me 'why didn't you take any pictures??' when i said i saw many beautiful topless ladies at miami three years ago, there you go! not quite the hottie, but she was the only one... thank god for digital cameras lol
i like big butts and i cannot lie... okay the stalker camera pics end here
dreamworld at gold coast...it is too small! nothing crazy except the world's biggest drop in the air. gee one day i get popped up super fast up the sky and the next day i drop super fast down to the ground...but it was fantastic...oh yeah, i stole some horses
the tiger is bringing sexy back...and it is also bringing pole dancing back...who said white tigers can't dance?
who's your daddy? actually you don't wanna mess with them. they got some long ass nails!
and the million dollar picture that made the trip to dreamworld and gold coast all worth it...holding a cute furry live koala! it is maaaad cute. i want this as a pet! just gotta figure out how to get my hands on these...oh wait, i already do have my hands on it! =P
i wanna write more, but i'm too tired. my mom hurt her hand so i gotta work the day and night shift. blaaah.
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| for the past two weeks, i've been thinking 'man i need a vacation' and then i go fuck! I AM on vacation. but tomorrow is when the real vacation starts. flying off to gold coast again, but this time, it will be the summer. nice! i'll try to get some good pictures
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| it's an hour before new years. i'm gonna shower and head out. i'm so tired though. slept at 1 and woke up at 530 to drive my grandparents to the sydney airport. a three hour ride in which i was driving half asleep again. i see why they always have the sign that says 'sleep/revive/survive' and another one about microsleeping, which i was doing the whole time. but there are some interesting things i see on australian highways:
on my last drive back to canberra from sydney, some dude actually just walked across the highway while cars are going by at 75 mph, i was like 'uhhh... must hit the brakes'
the drive this morning, i see a kangaroo hopped across the highway. then half an hour later, a car that just passed me had to swerve just to avoid hitting another kangaroo hopping across the highway
along the way, i see dead kangaroos littered everywhere. i guess those didn't make it
as i was microsleeping, i see crap falling out of the sky. i was already watching out for kangaroos, but i was like 'WTF???' i thought it was salvation food dropping out of the sky, but it was actually several people parachuting down to the field next to the highway. now imagine that they missed and landed on the highway >.<
all australian animals love to cross the road
my mom's restaurant, and no she's not called jimmy... i love and hate this place... so much business, so much work...
i let out a horrendous fart which smelled really terrible... just kidding! i was attacked by a billion flies
it took a lot of courage and endurance to get this picture down. there must've been at least 3 flies on my face.
the significance of these two pictures is that it is taken at a place that used to be a lake about a decade or two ago. as you can see, it used to be a huge lake. my step uncle told me the other time he used to drive by here all the time and saw it slowly dry up. scientists are still trying to figure out why the lake dried out. talk about global warming from down under eh?
and back to the flies. i swear, i have beef with this one fly. last time i went to the town center, this fly chased me for two blocks and kept bugging me while i was sitting at starbucks. this is not the first time. it seems like every time i go to the town center, a fly always come fly at my face. whenever my cousin walks with me, it flies to his face. i don't know what it is, but i'm gonna get this fly next time >=O
and lastly, haha i get new years before you do!
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